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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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The Swan 40 is a Finnish sailboat that was designed by Sparkman & Stephens as a cruiser and first built in 1970. The boat is Sparkman & Stephens' design 2025.
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Celine van Duijn is a Dutch diver. She competed in the women's 10 m platform event at the 2018 European Aquatics Championships, winning the gold medal.
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The Honour medal for firefighters is a state decoration of France bestowed by the Ministry of the Interior to members of the French Fire Service.
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