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{"type":"standard","title":"Malachi Leo Elliott","displaytitle":"Malachi Leo Elliott","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6712839","titles":{"canonical":"Malachi_Leo_Elliott","normalized":"Malachi Leo Elliott","display":"Malachi Leo Elliott"},"pageid":34790744,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/OldTampaCityHall01.jpg/330px-OldTampaCityHall01.jpg","width":320,"height":216},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/OldTampaCityHall01.jpg","width":1000,"height":675},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1195876969","tid":"afdc0699-b3d2-11ee-a749-56531655e3b8","timestamp":"2024-01-15T18:19:57Z","description":"American architect","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malachi_Leo_Elliott","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malachi_Leo_Elliott?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malachi_Leo_Elliott?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Malachi_Leo_Elliott"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malachi_Leo_Elliott","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Malachi_Leo_Elliott","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malachi_Leo_Elliott?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Malachi_Leo_Elliott"}},"extract":"M. Leo Elliott was an architect known for his work in Tampa, Temple Terrace and Sarasota, Florida. His designs include the public buildings and first eight houses in the City of Temple Terrace, Florida (1921), Ybor City's Centro Asturiano de Tampa, Old Tampa City Hall, Osprey School, two buildings that were part of Florida College and the original Temple Terrace Estates, Masonic Temple No. 25 (1928), the original 1926 Sarasota High School and Historic Spanish Point. Several of the properties are listed on the National Register of Historic Places.","extract_html":"
M. Leo Elliott was an architect known for his work in Tampa, Temple Terrace and Sarasota, Florida. His designs include the public buildings and first eight houses in the City of Temple Terrace, Florida (1921), Ybor City's Centro Asturiano de Tampa, Old Tampa City Hall, Osprey School, two buildings that were part of Florida College and the original Temple Terrace Estates, Masonic Temple No. 25 (1928), the original 1926 Sarasota High School and Historic Spanish Point. Several of the properties are listed on the National Register of Historic Places.
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